BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON URANUS!

CONGRESS VOWS TO SEND THE US MILITARY TO DEFEND THE PLANET AGAINST FOREIGN INVASION.

APRIL FOOLS! HA HA GOTCHA AGAIN!

Greetings sports fans and welcome back for the second time today for an unprecedented second edition of Vegas Valley Sports Beat the funny little sports column that never misses an opportunity to pull your leg on the first day of April. And today is certainly no exception to the rule.

Looking out my window it is shaping up to be another beautiful Spring day here in the Las Vegas valley. The sun is just now rising as everyone awakens on this Monday morning and plan their April Fools pranks for the rest of the day. You know what they say though, the early bird gets the worm. I got up at 3 am. HAHA!