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Greetings sports fans and welcome once again to another sunny Sunday morning edition of Vegas Valley Sports Beat. That cantankerous little investigative sports column that just keeps going and going and going. Just don’t ask me how. The weather has been great here in the Las Vegas Valley the past few days. Spring is in the air and the weather has been mild.

Not so for our loved ones living back East, however; where 9 inches of snow has fallen in Wisconsin, while ice storms and winter tornadoes are being reported across the Tennessee region. At Vegas Valley News we’re praying for the safety of those caught in the storm’s path.

If you see someone who has no place to go or an animal who is caught out in the cold please don’t just turn away and hope someone else will take them in or find them shelter. There but for the grace of God…

Turning our attention now to the world of college basketball and March madness I wish to extend a warm congratulations to the Virginia Cavaliers for their victory the Boilermakers of Purdue 80-75. They now advance to the National Semi-Finals for the first time in 35 years. Way to go!

Meanwhile, in other late-breaking news. the Honduras woman who was dubbed, ‘Lady Frijoles’ due to the stink she raised in left-leaning press outlets about being expected to eat tortillas and refried beans on her way to invade America is back in your hearts and minds. Try just go on and try to imagine anyone’s surprise.

VVN has confirmed that Mirian Zelayagomez has been arrested in Dallas, Texas for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon according to Pacific Pundit. While an earlier report supposedly confirmed by Univision stated she was arrested for armed robbery. WhileMartin Barilla’s report in listed her name as Mirian Celaya on December 6th.*

Vegas Nallet Sports Beat has confirmed that she has been booked into the Dallas County jail has been charged with being an illegal alien. It might be relevant to note that her race is listed as white. That’s a new one on me.

Non-existant U.S. Border Patrol Spokesperson, I. Maginary, reportedly never actually stated that they think the arrest of Lady Frijoles is a real gas. But the underlying issues stink to high Heaven.

Undoubtedly this was not actually meant to explode as it has in the faces the gasbags in Congress and the brain farts that continue to issue from the star-studded backside of the liberal looney bin called Hollywood.

Lady Frijoles, as many of you may recall, was the star of a viral video of her comparing the beans that were being supplied to the wave of thousands who were determined to storm the US-Mexico border several months ago.

I’m sure liberals worldwide will be happy to know she invaded Texas successfully in November of 2018 and has apparently been quite the busy little beaver since.

Many people including myself were offended by her ungracious remarks and the name ‘Frijoles’ was stamped onto her public persona. She is being detained for deportation proceedings but 2-5 says she gets bailed out before the cock crows thrice this morning.

Personally, I feel it’s both hilarious and tragic because the liberal media made such a big deal about her and cried for days when she compared refried beans and tortillas to pig chow.
Oh, the humanity. Went the general hue and cry. Generally speaking, that is. Boo hoo hoo, my heart bleeds purple panther piss for her.

I love to take a small can or Rosarita Refried beans, shredded cheese, and tortillas all the time and make instant burritos by spooning 3 equal portions onto tortillas sprinkle on a bunch of cheese, liberally of course and popping them in the microwave for 5 minutes.

I know it’s wrong but a journalist has to eat when they can. I grew up on refried beans and tortillas and I love them. The burritos I make like my father taught me to when at a young age my brothers and I had to cook for the family as part of growing up, are incomparable now.

For anyone like that to stand in Mexico and call it pig chow when it is given as charity is an insufferable insult to me that goes far beyond personal. It’s the same as urinating on the heritage of a Nation.

But Karma is a cold-hearted mistress from whom there is no escape. God, whom she claimed so many times blessed and ordained her American citizenship invasion hike in retail media outlets, obviously sees things differently.

Gosh, I hope they don’t serve a lot of beans in the tower she’s being held in. I would hate to see her crying to CNN about having to eat pig chow in jail too. Talk about watching the American dream go up in smoke.

Spero News writer Martin Barillas is a former US diplomat, who also worked as a democracy advocate and election observer in Latin America.